This is part of a conversation I had with my friend when I was back in London about one night when we were in high school…
FRIEND: I totally forgot about punching that guy until you told me.
ME: I told you?! Hmmm…I don’t even remember it now myself. (Pause) So why did he punch you?
FRIEND: I think he called me a slut. (Pause) I think he was hitting on me…
ME: What a pick up line! “Hey slutface!”