To the person who stole my credit card information…

Thank-you for providing me a full 20 minutes of head shaking and giggling as I looked over the purchases you chose to make:

– Dallas Guns

– Online Buddies Inc (an online dating service)

– Terrific Pet (by the amount of money you tried to spend here I am guessing you either have some sort of small horse to feed or you are trying to spoil your numerous cats by getting them personal cat condos)

– Other colorfully named gun-related websites

I would also lilke to thank-you on behalf of my bank’s representative who had a good chuckle himself as we went through the charges figuring out which were legit.

Lastly, I would like to apologize for keeping my credit card balance hovering around the “maxed out” point thereby making all of your attempted purchases impossible.

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